The gynecologist examined the young office worker and told her that she was going to be a mother. Everything indicated that she would have triates. “Oh! the girl was dismayed. That’s what I get for doing it on top of the copier!”…
Powerio Bigso, famous organist, was dutifully caressing a married woman in her home. Suddenly a car was heard arriving. The woman exclaimed in alarm. “My husband! Fast! He Suspends the gig and takes flight! ”. Said one historian: “I have found an interesting statistic pertaining to the Middle Ages. At the time of the Crusades, 4,000 chastity belts and 4,500 can openers were made”…
Himenia and Celiberia, mature and single, were talking. Himenia said: “I read in a magazine that three women correspond to each man. Doesn’t that seem like a gender inequity to you? “No,” replied Miss Celiberia. The only thing I would like is to be in any group of three “…
The compadre asked his comadre: “Is my compadre, comadrita?” She replied: “She is on a trip. She will take a week to return: ”. Inquired the compadre: “Would it bother you, little lady, if I went to wait for you?” At the party, the individual addressed the beautiful girl and suddenly blurted out: “Excuse me, miss: would she pose naked for me?” “No” -she answered with disgust getting ready to move away from the subject. “Why not?” the guy wanted to know. She replied: “Because I’m not a model.” “That doesn’t matter,” the subject declared. I’m not a painter either…
Extremely annoyed, the girl asked her exalted lover to take his hand off one of her opulent boobs, where the guy had daringly placed it. “But, Galatea,” he justified himself. You told me that you wanted to talk to me with your hand on your heart.” A patron of the Bar Ahúnda spoke proudly of his family. “I have six children” -he declared happily, “Wow! said one of those present with an expression of healthy envy. How I would like to have six children!” “Don’t you have family?” he asked compassionately. Mr. “Yes,” replied the other. I have 14 children”…
The guide informed the explorer of Africa: “I have two news for you, sir; one bad and the other worse. “Which one is bad?” asked the explorer uneasily. The guide told him: “His wife inadvertently entered the village of cannibals.” “That awful! the explorer was dismayed. And what is the worst news? The guide replied: “The cannibals unanimously decided that they prefer to eat you.” Said the expert podiatrist; “We all have one foot smaller than the other.” “It is not true -Babalucas contradicted him-. I have one foot bigger than the other.
The hotel’s security man was concerned to hear repeated expressions of anger or argument coming from the bridal suite. A woman’s voice said: “Pd!”. And a man’s voice replied energetically; “pc!” He knocked on the bedroom door, and the newlywed opened it. The guard asked him: “What is it, young man? Why those voices of ‘Ps!’ and ‘PC!’?”. The boy explained: “She wants us to unpack first.” At the family reunion, the son announced: “My girlfriend is pregnant, but I am not sure that the baby is mine.” The daughter took advantage of the occasion and also announced: “I’m pregnant too, but I’m not sure if the baby belongs to my boyfriend”… A woman commented at the Thursday snack: “I like men who wear the long hair. They look smart.” Another lady answered: “Well, look: the other day my husband had long hair in his lapel, and when I asked him for an explanation he made an asshole face”… FINISH.
LOOKOUT
Armando Fuentes Aguirre
Stories of the creation of the world.
The Lord made the desert, and in it he placed an oasis.
Adam asked:
-Lord: why did you put an oasis in the middle of the desert?
The Creator replied:
-Because there is no desert without an oasis.
Later Eva arrived, and asked:
Lord: why did you make the desert? Well you could have made it all an oasis.
And the Lord answered:
-In order for there to be an oasis, there must first be a desert.
See you tomorrow!…
MANGANITES
“…Most doctors now tell the truth to their patients…”.
My doctor is exception
to what is said above.
He hid me -serious omission-
the truth of how much I was going
to cost the operation.
AFA
#politics #worse