“Oh, who had the happiness of the rooster, who just feels like it and mounts a horse!”. That picaresque Mexican saying is applicable to the case of a certain Mercuriano, agent selling products for the countryside. He went to visit Don Poseidon’s farm, and in the owner’s absence his daughter Glafira looked after him, a young girl in fullness of life and owner of a pleasant face and excellent physical clothes. The visible charms of the young woman aroused the traveler’s curls, who could not find a way to make known to the girl the impulses that her beauty had aroused in him. In that the guy saw a rooster that fulfilled its natural function with a hen. He said to Glafira with a sweet and insinuating accent: “How I would like to do the same!”. “You’ll have to hold back,” she replied. “The hen isn’t ours.” The good Father Ripalda enunciated in his now forgotten Catechism the seven qualities opposed to the seven deadly sins: against anger, patience; against lust, chastity; against avarice, largesse; against pride, humility; against laziness, diligence; against gluttony, temperance; against envy, charity. None of these valuable attributes was possessed by Usurino Matatías, the greediest man in the region. I had a son, a young man of 20 years, a florid age (to which I personally would not like to return) in which the man needs to go out with friends, and with more friends. Despite that, Matatías had assigned his offspring a miserable amount for his expenses: 15 pesos a week. In his day, such a sum would have been enough to buy 30 fried chicken tacos, or to go three times with the bad girls, but Chuchino – that’s what they called the son of the seedy, also called Usurino – that money wasn’t even enough to pay for a tropical punch-flavored red soda. And with this galloping inflation, worse. Thus, the boy asked his stingy father yesterday: “Apa: I need you to increase my Sunday. Instead of giving me 15 pesos, give me 20.” “20 pesos! -proffered scandalized Matatías-. What a barbarity! You don’t deceive me! You have a mistress!”. “I notice you’re a bit nervous, my love.” That’s what the enamored groom told his bride when they were already in the bridal bed on their wedding night. “You’re right,” she agreed. “It’s the first time I’ve been in bed with a man.” “My love!” The excited gallant was moved. “Yes,” her dulcinea reiterated. “All the other times have been in the backseat of a car.” (Editor’s note. And compact, for more details). While Don Frustracio made love to his wife, Doña Frigidia, she watched his Netflix series. At one point, the lady reproached her harassing husband: “You’re a gutless man, Fru. Here you enjoy and enjoy, and here poor Marigard crying over the abandonment of her lover.” Great was the surprise of that young couple when a UFO, an unidentified flying object, landed in the garden of their house. From the platívolo descended a couple of Martians, he and she. They said, “We’ve come to see how Earthlings make their babies. Could you give us a demonstration?” The young spouses gladly agreed to it, and before the eyes of the visitors (one for each one) they proceeded to carry out the act that is carried out on this planet to perpetuate the species. When the trance ended, the boy told the Martians: “This is the way we Earthlings make our babies.” The one from Mars asked, intrigued: “And where is the baby?” The young earthling answered: “It will take nine months to arrive.” “Nine months?” the alien was surprised. “And then why did they give him up so quickly in the end?” END.
LOOKOUT.
By Armando SOURCES AGUIRRE.
Stories of the creation of the world.
The father wanted to be a grandfather.
I did not know that this is a luxury that not everyone can afford.
His creatures, Adam and Eve, did nothing to fulfill the desire of the Creator.
They had what it took to do it, but they didn’t know how. And to the Lord, who knows everything, it seemed improper for his divinity to tell them the way.
An idea occurred to him, however.
It did winter.
The man and the woman were cold, and at night they brought their bodies closer to give each other their warmth.
Then something happened that had never happened before.
And the father was a grandfather.
The season of love, then, is winter.
Although spring is angry.
Until tomorrow!…
MANGANITES.
By AFA.
“. AMLO demands information from the United States about the presence of the FBI in Mexico.”.
I wasn’t talking about the FBI,
or about his behavior.
I really wanted to know
what is the HEB doing.
#Politics #worse