MacAvario, a man with severe seizures, went to consult a urologist, who asked him to bring a sample the next day to do an examination. analysis. When MacAvario went for the results, the doctor informed him that he had found nothing abnormal in the sample: everything was fine. “Didn’t you really find something wrong, doctor?” asks MacAvario. “Absolutely nothing,” the doctor answers. You are very well”. He then asks MacAvario: “May I call my wife, doctor?”.
“Of course,” he authorizes it. give him the good news”. MacAvario dials the number and then says: “Old lady, I did well in the analysis. And you also came out well. And the guys; and my parents and yours; and uncle Usurino, and aunt Agarrancia, and grandfather Cicaterio; we all go well ”… A lady tells her neighbor:“ You and your husband don’t seem to have anything in common. Why did they get married? “Well,” explains the lady. I think it was that opposite poles attract. He was not pregnant, and I was ”… she Says one guy to another:“ My wife talks a lot when I’m driving on the highway ”. “I don’t give you my condolences,” the friend replies. My wife surely talks more”. “I think it’s difficult,” replies the first. Let’s see: how many words per liter does your wife give?”… Many travelers have their car tuned up before hitting the road on vacation.
In that they do very well. But they would do better if they also asked to have three important elements of the vehicle checked: the tires, the brakes and the suspension. Another recommendation made by the experts: always have your car lights on when driving, even during the day. That helps prevent accidents. It is obvious to say that the use of the belt by all those who go in the vehicle is mandatory.
None of the passengers should omit to carry it, because in the event of a collision, whoever does not carry it becomes a projectile that can harm others. Driving without having drunk and without being tired or under the influence of any medication or drug; obey traffic signals and -very especially- do not exceed speed limits; All this is essential to prevent the joy of the holidays from turning into sorrow… Astatrasio Garrajarra and Empédocles Etílez, drunk with great conviction, had a majestic party.
In the end they found themselves without money, and Empedocles invited his companion to go to his house, because he had there, he told him, a bottle of common brandy, called chínguere, with which they could end their meticulous spree. “And your lady, won’t she be upset?” Astatrasio inquired, not with the prudence of a sober man, but with the fear of a drunk. “Don’t worry,” Etílez reassures him. I have it dominated; she always does what I tell her”. They arrived, then, and Empedocles opened the door. His wife was waiting for him with such fiery anger that, compared to his anger, the rage of the Erinyes, the Dinas, Eumenides or Furies, the Harpies, the Gorgons (Medusa, Euryale and Stheno) and the Maenads were a soft air of leisurely turns. Her wife covered her husband’s briago with baloney, left him as a pig’s lasso, a chicken coop stick, a raccoon’s climber or a birdcage. He was fooled, because she was going with his friend and she did not want to look bad in front of him. He told his wife challengingly:
“You are a foul-mouthed. If you think you’re such a woman, hit me. Come on, put your hand on me.” His invitation It did not fall on deaf ears. The furious woman joined the action to the word, and with the arrests of a woman she gave her husband such a slap that made him spin four times on her axis and then fall to the ground, exhausted. From there Empedocles went to his friend Garrajarra, who had cautiously moved a few steps away from the pugnacious lady, lest she agree with him. He tells her in a victorious tone: “See? I have it under control. She does what I tell her ”… The pretty girl asks the man:“ If it is not indiscreet, Don Gerontino, how old is she? “I’ll tell you, my daughter,” the veteran sighs. I have reached the age where the Lord no longer has to try very hard not to let me fall into temptation”… THE END.
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