HWelcome to the “Morphological Word Formation” tutorial. But don’t worry: overly correct grammar only played a subordinate role at the big ProSieben plusquamperfect party this week. Rather, it’s all about the most disliked prefix in TV history – the “um”. Just the word “switch” is always traumatic for broadcasters. For now eighteen generations of top model aspirants, on the other hand, it is above all the buzzword “makeover”. The cheerful haircut bingo reliably delivers tears and nervous breakdowns with reliable odds.
Traditionally, the makeover is a lottery game during Germany’s largest female player casting. At the cutting Olympiad, the main prize and the winner are often only a scissor length away. In terms of season history, for example, Klum had the beautiful blonde Kim Hnizdo made into a supermodel. At the same time, however, from the also very pretty Zoe Saip a new Dieter Bohlen.
Megan Fox has left the building
The 2023 year reacted so euphorically to the makeover, as if Klum had announced that each candidate would receive an honorary award of one million Instagram followers for their top performance to date. Only Sarah seems as if she has to explain tomorrow in her challenge to Pamela Reif why the sentence “I look like a tranny” is considered transphobic. She is probably afraid that her makeover could go badly and leave her with a hairstyle like Sascha Lobo. Which could then cost her her title role in the Megan Fox biopic. But before the clear-cutting hammer starts circling, the hairdressers first introduce themselves. Klum’s Scissor Gods Brigade has shaved more celebs than the Cancel Culture. In order to maintain tension, the unwritten GNTM law still applies today: no mirrors in the room. For compliance reasons I have to mention at this point: There is also no “Focus”, no “Bunte” and no “Gala” in the room. I mean, I briefly spied a FAZ magazine in Klum’s purse, but different story.
The first swath of styling havoc is then cut through Selma’s hair. Within a few minutes, interrupted only by a commercial break the length of an average intercontinental flight, it is expertly trimmed back from Rapunzel to Rudi Völler. Selma already suspects that it’s not just about length: “If you paint it now, I’ll look like a bird”. yellow for example. Then she would be Johannes Vogel. Yellow, FDP, you understand? Doesn’t matter. In any case, your hope of getting away without a color shock lasts so short, only Michael Wendler’s hope of a TV comeback goes faster this week. Eventually, Selma gets a pastel pink. The title Peppa Pig of the season is her sure.
In the meantime, Sarah has measured and fears that after the hair length correction has been carried out, she will no longer be able to do a proper braid. Or even worse: “Just a cock braid”. What at first sounds like a sex toy made from delicious yeast dough is actually the beginning of their exit. Sarah doesn’t want to swap fame for a good hair feeling, so she spontaneously resigns from her job as a top model and voluntarily returns to the fashion metropolis of Osnabrück.
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