Dhe whole fuss about politicians supposedly trying to tell us how long we can take a shower every day is, in our opinion, exaggerated. In view of the experiences we’ve had over the years, for example in crowded buses or subways, we don’t think it’s a given that every German takes a shower every day. If all citizens were ordered to take a five-minute shower every day, the outcry would be even louder.
Brings a surprising thought picturecolumnist Franz Josef Wagner into the debate: “A washcloth is also a character trait,” he claims. And obviously not a bad one, because at the end of his column he comes to the conclusion: “I believe that we can defeat Putin with our washcloths.” We would be skeptical about that, but we would definitely advise wet washcloths: a blow with which pulls really hard.
Record for Winslet
Kate Winslet is not afraid of water. According to reports, she set a new actor’s record while filming “Avatar 2”: She is said to have survived under water for a proud seven minutes and 14 seconds without taking a breath. The previous record holder was Tom Cruise and surprisingly not Winslet’s old pal Leonardo DiCaprio, who didn’t even appear at the end of “Titanic”.
Judging another actor, Orlando Bloom Gala: “Upper arms and stomach are much more defined than 12 months ago.” And Gala also knows how he did it: “Lifting 50-pound dumbbells underwater is his favorite exercise.” Bloom explained, “You can surface and take a breath, but the training is really about to deprive your blood of oxygen”. Owners of more undefined arms and abs should skip the exercise if they don’t want to risk inadvertently beating Kate Winslet’s record for eternity.
stress for the sea
Inka Bause also likes the water: “It’s always very important for me to be by the sea,” says the moderator New post. “Because then the stress immediately flows out of the soles of my feet.” And from there seeps first into the sand and then into the sea? As if our waters didn’t already have enough stress.
Now the stress is still in Inka Bause, it flows out at the sea
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Instead of the sea, Harald Glööckler trusts in angels. “Archangel Michael is always right there when I say something,” he reveals New post. Maybe he should be silent in between so Michael can take care of others? Especially since he is not alone: ”And then there are many small, silly angels,” says Glööckler. “When I do sports, they’re often there too, giggling.” In the end, Glööckler, are the angels laughing at you? Whereby the “rather a bit chubby cheeked” and therefore probably not the sportiest themselves.
If you have so many angels around you, you may need fewer people. “I keep lists of plus-minus accounts with my friends,” says Glööckler loudly new leaf said. “As long as the pluses prevail, they’re in – otherwise they’ll be out of my life.” If we were among Glööckler’s friends, we’d put a big minus point on his account.
No basis for friendship
The Geissens, of course, seem to proceed in a similar way. Their two adult daughters have moved out, which is why the couple Nice week lets know: “We are looking for new friends, because the current ones all have children. There is no longer any common ground.” Completely understandable; just imagine how friends talk about their offspring and how the Geissens just sit there sadly and sigh: “We used to have children too. But they live somewhere else now.” Bad!
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Also writes about tragic things ColorfulEditor-in-Chief Robert Pölzer: “Fate is a capricious diva,” he knows. “It chooses its victims at random. That’s why it often hits people who don’t deserve it. For better or for worse.” Pölzer provides a few fictitious examples of this, including this one: “The happy model family is run over by a semi-trailer truck on the way to vacation.” That is in fact quite insensitive to fate. Couldn’t it have chosen a less fortunate, less presentable family?
We were impressed by Gina Lollobrigida, who at the age of 95 is not only a candidate for Italy’s Senate: “Gina is currently also busy writing her biography,” we read in the golden leaf. It takes a certain amount of confidence in your own robustness if you don’t start your memoirs until you are 95. Or did she start at 60 and just write very, very slowly?
What Lollobrigida’s colleague Jane Fonda does “when she’s angry or sad,” reports woman in the mirror: “Put a rubber band around your wrist, pull it and let go.” The pain, we read, “takes your mind off things immediately”. We tried it ourselves, but unfortunately it didn’t work. On the contrary: the pain made us even more angry and sad.
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