• The exaggerated eagerness of the Europeans, who take everything into account, to the point of miserliness, appears when they enter a restaurant, giraffes, and hold individuals accountable, and insist on asking for “Jack May from the Wolf”!
• The European woman is so beautiful when she is young, she makes you feel that no one has tampered with those genetic genes, but once she reaches thirty, she starts to fall apart, her freshness goes away, and that skin shrinks, to look like an old nurse affiliated with Al-Deir Charitable Hospital!
• The only Lebanese who insists on cigars at noon on the Champs-Elysées, wearing that suit bought from another Lebanese merchant, who kept swearing solemnly that it was from Italy, first toast, and in the striped shirt, since the eighties and the scene for me has not changed, despite the change of the French, and the change of the rhythm of Paris and the arrivals And try to print it with a rural, rural character, or in the cities of immigrants!
• Sitting next to you in a French, Arab restaurant, it does not seem to him that he is on a tourist visit, and a woman is coming near the capital, and she is happy with her pregnancy. The man does not hide his distress, and feels that his academic future in France is threatened, and she tells everything that happened in the country, and about people he does not remember Now, he does not want to hear, and he is afraid that the person sitting next to them will understand their dialect, despite their suspicion at first, that he is from Latin America, with that flimsy linen shirt and fake hat!
• An Arab enters an Italian restaurant at eleven o’clock at night, with his hand on his stomach. He seems to be bothered by heartburn, or a sizzling sound rising at the mouth of the stomach, but what did he bring to the Italian restaurant? I mean, he will eat “organic” food, which is “pasta, pizza, or anything made with sauce,” and let him sleep that night if he can sleep calmly!
• Khaleeji women in that street that does not sleep, you do not know the brother of one from her spring, they are the only ones who “stick” from top to bottom, in that late summer visit, meaning if they were simple, and not socially ostentatious, their gait would be lost, and people would say about them that they are from Denmark Be easy for us, the chef sees that she does not change, no matter how much one sticks and sticks together!
• A matter that raises laughter and wonder in women’s bag stores, queues, and there is no queue for the first movie show, and long-distance guards, in black suits and ties, from those who put a white headset behind the ear, and if he wants to talk, he presses it or sniffs his arm, reminding you of those who avoid In front of American official cars, or those stereotypical Hollywood movie shots of the security guard or the “bodycard”!
• It is impossible, like a stranger on the Champs-Elysées, to walk with the first green light that lights up, remain astonished at the oncoming regiment like a glimpse, and remain immobile, distracted by the departing regiment, like the walking of a cat, without an heir or a calf, and when the red signal lights up, you are unable to run like those African record-holders. In a hundred meters!
• Another African of the runners stopped me in the city of “The Hague” and suggested three languages for understanding: English, French and Dutch. I told him: Spanish. In Spanish: “My ears are not pierced”!
• A man amazed me, limping from his right leg, and his left hand was broken and tied to his neck. He was a liar beggar, but his eyes were not satisfied with life, nor the sight of fragrant women coming to whom he spent what he earned from the money of charitable people!
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