I’m going to say it bluntly: Doña Trisagia murdered her husband. She administered a potion made with one third cyanide, one third strychnine, and the rest arsenic. That, the coroner ruled, would have been enough to send the entire Russian army to the other world, including its chief, the whoreputa Putin. Doña Trisagia’s crime moved not only the neighborhood, but the entire town, and even the region, because the murderer was a woman of great religiosity, pious and of many devotions. She served as perpetual secretary of the Brotherhood of Reverberation, and she always led the procession of San Sabitas, patron saint of the place, carrying the banner with the image of the saint and the motto “Cry and pray”. The judge asked the murderer why she had killed her husband. “I couldn’t stand it anymore, her ladyship,” she replied. And she was not going to divorce me like a heretic.” (For a long time divorce was prohibited in Italy for religious reasons. At that time the only way for a wife or husband to untie the marriage bond was to kill their spouse. This became known as “Italian-style divorce”, a title precisely from a hilarious Mastroianni movie.). Involved in the slave trade -that is what Cuban doctors sent to Mexico are-, López Obrador did not even check the quality of the merchandise that was sold to him at a very high price. I have received messages from international specialists in health sciences, knowledgeable about the medicine practiced in Cuba, who tell me that the current level of Cuban doctors, compared to that of Mexican doctors, is that of a paramedic or health technician . To make matters worse, the doctors of the Island do not know the Mexican pharmacopoeia, and therefore they are not in a position to duly practice their profession. They should be the subject of a previous examination applied by the corresponding colleges or institutions in order to certify their degree of knowledge and level of practice, as is done in any country before allowing a foreign professional to practice their trade there. The truth is that the hiring of the much-cited Cuban doctors is just a ruse to deliver Mexican money to the dictatorial regime in Cuba. Cara is costing us the medal -that really corcholata- that the oppressive government of the Island gave to AMLO. In this case, our President is playing the role of what in Marxist language is called a “useful idiot”, that is, the naive sympathizer from whom advantages and benefits can be obtained in exchange for flattering him and making him feel important. The next thing will be to bring Nicaraguan astronomers and Venezuelan archaeologists. A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest had a good friendship with each other, despite the fact that things of religion often arouse enmity. They used to meet to hold tasty talks. In one of those talks the priest risked an unorthodox statement. “I don’t know why,” he said, “our religions impose taboos on us that no longer seem typical of the times in which we live. For example, your religion forbids you to eat pork, while mine forbids me from dealing with women”. Pondered the rabbi: “And I have heard that pork is quite tasty.” “And I,” the priest sighed, “have heard that dealing with a woman is much tastier still.” A pollster asked Babalucas: “Are you in favor of capital punishment?” “Yes,” he answered, “provided it is not too severe.” A pretty girl arrived at the pharmacy and asked the manager: “Would you please give me a box of sanitary napkins.” After making that request, he raised his arms to the sky and exclaimed full of happiness: “Thank you, my God!” THE END.
MANGANITES
“. AMLO attacks UNAM again.”
Many times I suffer deception,
I fall for them every day.
I thought I loved her
He spent 14 years there.
AFA
LOOKOUT
Armando Fuentes Aguirre
You taught me what true love is; love without conditions or reservations; the love that gives everything without expecting anything in return.
You taught me what good company is, the one that drives away all sadness and dissipates all loneliness.
You taught me to be good, to be selfless, to be grateful.
You taught me to be enough with little, because with little you were always enough for yourself.
You taught me to take care of mine, because you were always a guardian angel of yours.
How many things you taught me, Terry, my beloved dog!
How many things I learned from you!
Forgive me for not sending you a message of gratitude on Teacher’s Day.
Until tomorrow!…
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