The mature gentleman offered the girl: “If you make love to me I will give you my 20 years' savings.” She agreed, because she needed the money. When her prolonged ordeal ended she asked: “Where are her savings?” The veteran responded, exhausted: “I just gave them to you, darling”… In the waiting room the doctor announced to the first-time dad: “His wife gave birth to triates.”
“I'll explain it to you,” replied the young father. And we will have to wait, because if things are like nine months ago, another round of three follows… The karate fighter arrived at his house and surprised his wife in a tight erotic trance with a stranger. She adopted the karate fighter's fighting stance and shouted threateningly: “Yaaaaaa!” “Almost, sir,” the individual apologized… Don Poseidon, owner of a cattle ranch, had a stud bull named Jambo Cockhound, which he rented to the owners of neighboring ranches.
One day a local owner asked him to, and Jambo Cockhound was sent on foot to his farm. When he arrived they told him that he had to perform his duties with 25 cows. “Twenty-five! -Jambo shook his head-. Wow, so much walking for a two-hour job!”… Babalucas arrived at the office happy. “I just became a dad! -he announced, jubilant, to a companion-. Accept a cigar!” “Man or woman?” -asked the other.
Puzzled, the fool responded: “I didn't know that cigars had sex”… It seems that making agreements with criminal gangs doesn't work. With the greatest good faith – and the greatest desperation – the bishops and priests enter into dialogue with the leaders of these groups, and agree with them on truces that the criminals do not comply with, since they are very far from acting in good faith. The failure of the peaceful policy of “hugs, not bullets” is well proven.
Only the right but energetic application of the legitimate force of the State will be able to reduce the bloody activity of violent men. In the fight between law and crime the legal order is being defeated. That man's boss accepted an invitation to dinner at his employee's house.
He was greeted at the door by the man's little daughter, a small and very nice girl. “Happens! -she asked the guest effusively-. My daddy is always talking about you, Mr. Abusive! “… A guy said to his wife: “Get ready, darling, because tonight you and I are going out to dinner.” She, very happy, went to comb her hair, put on her best dress and sat down to wait for her husband. But it happened that when he left the office he met some friends who invited him to have a drink. Just one more. But, you know: it wasn't one; It was a dozen, and more. When the subject saw the clock it was already midnight. Embarrassed when he remembered his engagement with his wife, he hurried to her house. Upon entering he heard a hissing noise, something like “Zzzzzzzzz”. “It will be the fan,” he said to himself.
But the fan was off. And the noise continued: “Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.” “It must be some water faucet that was left open,” she thought. But he checked them, and they were all tightly closed. And that noise continued to be heard closer and closer. “Holy God! -the individual was scared-. The gas is leaking!” He went to the stove, and the heaters, but that was not where the noise was coming from. He followed it to search for its origin, and the noise took him to the bedroom.
Open the door. Sitting on the bed was his wife, still dressed and groomed. When the guy entered the lady, with a voice of infinite resentment, she completed what she had started to say when she heard that her husband had arrived: “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzingas to your maaaaa…!”… END.
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