Quirinale, behind the scenes of the re-election
Until a few years ago I was a laboratory mouse. I am no expert in presidential habits in preparing to bid farewell to Colle. So, perhaps, what initially seemed to me a bizarre insistence (showing the boxes in preparation, as if they were thousands on TV), is perhaps normal practice.
But if this were not normal, we would have a clear interpretation of the very rapid evolution of the facts, once the members of the Grand Council have verified the stalemate. The insistence on showing the boxes to the whole world (I could not see if they were full or empty) it served to show Draghi, but perhaps above all to his wife, that the Matta had not stolen the biggest bin of his life: put on the most dangerous armchair in Italy, a grill with dynamite underneath, with the solemn promise “You are barely there for a year. I guarantee you, and I give you my word of honor, that I will not be moved in the most categorical way, to be reconfirmed even until the end of the term. Accept, sketch for a year and then go up to the Colle. Come on, come on … be calm … “.
Dragons, knowing that he would only remain Premier for eleven months, he rushed to do as many things as possible. To do first, he did without the waste of time with the peons (almost all) of Parliament (the famous bivouac) and down to churn out dpcm giving the impression of not going too far for the possible contradictions and applicability of certain rules now considered by the most brainy. In addition to the one already reported to request the super green paz also to have a coffee, sitting in the cold outside the bar (I had the last confirmation this morning), I would like to point out the advice I gave to two shopkeepers very worried about the few sales ( a shoe seller and a clothes seller): “Ask for permission to temporarily install a bathing-type box outside the shop. In there, perhaps, those without super green paz, could try on shoes and trousers. transparent plastic, imagine what happened, when a beautiful girl tries on the pants! Not to mention those who have urgent needs and cannot satisfy them in a bar! Back to the famous joke, first in vogue for the Russians. With the transparent booths, thanks to Super Mario, it would be shown how much we Italians try too, in times of need!
We leave these speeches to deepen which would take entire volumes and return to Super Mario, on the grill and always running for 11 months. His wife, alarmed by the reactions she had from the first time her husband hinted that she was aiming for Colle (the famous confidential interview with two little boys to show he wasn’t a real Martian) must have told him “Oh what a jerk you were! You took the bait like ‘n Super silly, right … Super Mario? , my dear!”
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