“If I spend the night with you – Dulciflor told Libidiano, the licentious beau who besieged her -, later I won’t respect myself in the morning”. Suggested the lubricious individual: “We get up late.” Ovonio Grandbolier, Don Algon’s employee, asked him: “Give me permission to be absent tomorrow, boss. They are going to operate on my wife to remove her appendix.” “Hey, Ovonio -the executive got upset-. I remember perfectly that less than six months ago you asked me to leave because they were going to remove your wife’s appendix. I have never heard of a woman with two appendages.” The cynical individual replied: “But surely you have heard of a man with two women.” Larivela, an attractive girl with a lot of science -and art- in the world, was filling out a job application. She saw the small line corresponding to “Sex” and exclaimed: “Chin! So much that I have to say and they only put a line to answer!”. The military veteran narrated in the canteen of the small town: “On my first day on the battlefront I took a war tank; the second I took 14 prisoners, and the third I took an enemy airport.” “Caramba! exclaimed one of his listeners full of admiration. You must have been a hero!” “No,” the veteran clarified modestly. He was the battalion photographer.”
Lady Loosebloomers, Lord Feebledick’s wife, went to visit Hardon, her chauffeur, who was in hospital convalescing from pneumonia. Arriving at the hospital, she asked: “What room is Mr. Hardon in?” She asked the receptionist in turn: “Are you his wife?” “Of course not! Lady Loosebloomers said indignantly. There are still social classes, miss. I’m just her lover.” It is seen that between now and the year 24 we Mexicans will not know peace. We will live in a permanent susidio; we will be continuously, as our grandmothers used to say, with our soul on a thread and Jesus in our mouths. And it is that the water of the seas and the sand of the deserts will end before the rudeness of López Obrador ends. We are seeing it: we have just come out of the revocation and we are already in the de-electrification. The Great Dictator knows that time is running out of his hands, and if he ever felt the nefarious temptation to re-elect himself, or to seek an extension of his mandate, now he is certain that neither one thing nor the other will be enchilame. another, and that to attempt either of the two infamies would be to betray Mexico, and therefore condemn himself to the garbage dump of History and join his name to that of the greatest villains that have been in this country. He will then seek to accelerate what he calls his transformation, which has destroyed much and created little or nothing good. Like all Mexicans, I see the 4T Monarch as a weak opposition, lacking in powerful figures capable of facing the leader. However, I do not lose hope that a surprise candidacy will arise at the right time that not only unites the opposition parties, but also the majority of voters, and frees us from the nightmare that would mean the fact that López continued to exercise the power through an intermediary person, one -or one- of his unconditional supporters, those who have not hesitated to touch the limits of ignominy in order to win his favor and finally obtain the blessing of his little finger if the Lord decides to stick to the law and go to his ranch, or pretend to go. For now, let us see coming, with this electrical counter-reform, a new blow to legality and to what is convenient for Mexico’s interest and her prestige in the concert of civilized nations, among which Russia has ceased to count. THE END.
Manganites
“.Votes in favor of AMLO.”
A sincere chronicler will say
that AMLO obtained more votes
there where his devotees
He has given them more money.
LOOKOUT
By Armando Fuentes Aguirre.
Jean Cusset, always an atheist except for the time she heard Mahalia Jackson sing Amazing Grace, took another sip of her martini – with two olives, as always – and continued:
-The parable of the prodigal son is, in my opinion, the most beautiful of all those that Christ related. It speaks to us of the infinite mercy of a father who welcomes with open arms the son who left him. That is what that beautiful Christian hymn speaks of, written by someone who had strayed from the good path and was able to return to it by virtue of the grace of faith. Jesus’ parable fills me with hope: if a human father forgave like this, will his ability to forgive be greater than that of a divine father? If God is love, will he condemn his children to eternal punishment?
So said Jean Cusset. And he took the last sip of his martini, with two olives as usual.
Until tomorrow!..
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