Monthly supplement|Menstrual
The parties that lost in the regional elections held a secret meeting. The rebel Kuukautinen reports on the meeting.
Iiris Suomela: “Does anyone see us?”
Riikka Purra: “I hope not to see.”
Suomela: “I want to start by saying you’re a racist, and it’s definitely not OK.”
Bite: “I don’t care what someone in black thinks.”
Suomela: “Sua may be interested in losing the election.”
Bite: “Hey: you lost the election.”
Suomela: “It was destroyed. And why is that? That you didn’t get your message across. ”
Bite: “What message did we not get through?”
Suomela: “The fact that the Greens are rotting Finland, shouting at gel-haired invaders and spreading cultural Marxism.”
Bite: “You were really weak. Why couldn’t you talk about your favorite topic about other sex? You only grind from some basic services! ”
Suomela: “We don’t care about basic services!”
Bite: “Of course not, everyone knows it. You would have even bothered about climate change. We tried to help you by messing up the price of gasoline with the election, and you could have been sooted by the wind. ”
Suomela: “It’s really unreasonable. You fired Ano Turtiainen, and Halla-ahok gave up. Where were all your racists now that they were needed? ”
Bite: “Well, we’re all terrible racists now!”
Suomela: “Sure, you’re racists, but you only talked about local services!”
Bite: “You have a place to look in the mirror here! Did any of you now state your old position that the only reason to move to the country is incest and that you can beat your wife in the woods in peace? Or is it no longer your line? ”
Suomela: “Without a doubt, it is the baseline of the Greens. That’s one of the reasons we’re called arrogant! ”
Bite: “But when you were not at all arrogant! You were just demarches! We had nothing to grab. ”
Suomela: “You were a loose stick. Why didn’t you even say hello to the Nazis? ”
Bite: “Wait a minute. This is starting to sound like politics. ”
Suomela: “True. Here is a decent confrontation now. Both you and we need to be sharpened before the parliamentary elections. ”
Bite: “I promise we’ll get decent leather headgear as candidates, whose sayings I’ll then defend. And Putkonen knows a lot of gay jokes from the 1970s, which we can tell. ”
Suomela: “We, on the other hand, can demand that Lahti’s motari be turned into a cycling banana and that people be represented on the boards of listed companies.”
Bite: “I hate your stupid initiatives in advance!”
Suomela: “I’m already outraged by your behavior!”
Illustration animation: Jukka Pylväs
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