Dhat was a week in which events unfolded rapidly. With Kate and Charles, half of the British royal family is going into the hospital because of planned operations, Cora Schumacher is said to be having an affair with Oliver Pocher, Sylvie Meis' next great love has ended after three months (“It's a shame, but we don't fit together” ), Judith Rakers quits as “Tagesschau” spokeswoman. The latter almost makes Franz Josef Wagner hallucinate in “Bild”: “Mrs. Rakers asked herself the question of meaning. She is 48, divorced, childless,” he writes. “Plus, she’s damn beautiful. A good face. For us men, she was a person we longed for.” And: “She is a woman without a man. She is happy about the potatoes she harvests.” It sounds as if a man without a wife was trying to impose himself as a harvest helper.
Rakers himself is featured in the papers with various interviews; “Woman in the Mirror,” for example, learns from her that she “wasn’t great at math.” “On the 'Tagesschau' and her talk show '3 nach 9' she always has to concentrate a lot when it comes to numbers. 'I just can't remember them well and sometimes I get them mixed up.'” It's brave that she chose the talk show where she runs the risk of welcoming viewers to “9 after 3” every four weeks. “Gala,” on the other hand, shares with Rakers: “I believe that when you close one door, you have the chance that others will open.” Often heard, but is that really true? We think the opposite is true: If you open one door, another one may slam shut. At least when it pulls.
“You can no longer see the forest because of all the needles”
Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was detained by customs in Munich for a few hours because he allegedly did not register a luxury watch that was intended for auction, uses a well-known saying. He said to “Bild”: “This is the problem that Germany is suffering from. You can no longer see the forest because of all the needles.” Was Schwarzenegger referring to himself, a guy like a tree, as a needle? Or is the needle the clock? What would the forest be then? Is he trying to imply that customs may have discovered one needle, but not the entire forest of other goods that he secretly smuggled in: firearms, snakeskin handbags, ivory figurines? The next time he crosses the border, he is likely to be searched even more strictly.
Designer Sarah Kern is drawn to the jungle camp; Unfortunately, “Bunte” edited the interview with her badly. Apart from her bust size, says Kern, her appearance is “completely natural, without injections and shibbling (sic)”. When it comes to love, she is calmer than she once was: “I wanted to feel myself, I found Bad Bays (sic) erotic.” Hopefully she will be safe from “Bad Bays”, i.e. bad bays, in Australia. “I will really miss my sons and my animals in the jungle camp,” she says. She will hardly find a replacement for her sons, but there will be plenty of animals there.
This is how much net worth Taylor Swift's cat has
“Bunte” also provides interesting figures about Taylor Swift’s cat. The fortune of the animal named Olivia Benson is “estimated at 89 million euros”. That's far less than her owner owns (a billion according to “Bunte”), but more than twice as much as the property of her lover Travis Kelce (“37 million according to Bunte”), which is likely to cause problems for him. On the other hand, the cat has it much easier economically; for example, it does not have to submit a tax return.
Your cat is richer: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
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“Bild” suggests a special investment to its readers: “For the equivalent of around 367,580 euros, fans can now take part in a campaign to see the grave sites in Los Angeles next to film icon Marilyn Monroe († 36) and 'Playboy' founder Hugh Hefner († 91 ) secure.” Anyone who would never have come close to Monroe during her lifetime can at least lie down next to her now. But he should keep in mind that his grave would then be the one that everyone tramples on to take a good photo.
Incidentally, “The Golden Leaf” is obsessed with the † symbol: no matter how often a deceased person is mentioned, the † is added. Also in a historical piece about Cleopatra († 39): “After Caesar (†) died in an assassination attempt, Cleopatra (†) consoled herself with the also very influential Roman Antonius († 53, 30 BC).” But it doesn't have to be “30 B.C.” Chr. (†)”? Or is that an exception because he was resurrected?
Someone has emerged from obscurity that we were just missing: Wendler grins at us on the cover of “Closer”, which boasts of having conducted the singer and conspiracy teller’s first interview with a German medium since the summer of 2020 – there Since then, the media no longer wanted to hear from Wendler instead of the other way around. He doesn't say a word about his aberrations, he prefers to talk about his young wife and new television dreams: “Laura says, though: It doesn't always have to be trash.” Hm, we would say: That will be very, very good for Wendler difficult.
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