Zu One of the many peculiarities of the German wrestling with Corona is that vaccine skeptics of all people are waiting for a dead vaccine. He doesn’t even try to disguise the consequences that can be expected if he is injected. Lateral thinkers, of course, think differently than we blue-eyed and state-believing sheep, who let the stuff whisked together more quickly be chased into our arms and were also grateful for it. A skeptic like Kimmich probably says to himself that the political-pharmaceutical complex with the terrifying name “dead vaccine” wants to keep citizens away from the only vaccine that does not increase the number of bad passports and does not render the vaccinated sterile or subject to willlessness.
Until we go black
And who still wanted to deny that we became one, at the latest after the second spade? We still hope, surrendered, that the day may come when we receive clear marching orders from the authorities. Although we have known for a year and a half that we can wait for a consistent pandemic policy until we turn black. (Is it still allowed to write that?)
So now it should be “boosted” what the turbo holds. This means a booster vaccination. But of course it has to be called differently, because firstly, we prefer to talk about the pandemic in English. And secondly, suddenly not only the old people should be freshened up, but also the eighteen-year-olds who are actually still quite fresh. But when? Some (doctors, vaccination centers, entire federal states) still pay attention to the six-month interval to the second, while others let five be straight. Because the old farmer’s rule also applies to boosters: If the spahn crows on the dung, the deadline changes, or it stays as it is.
The German does not love the insurrection
And what do we, the people, do while we wait for the next opium allotment with trembling hands and booster panic (which is even worse than the schnitzel panic in Austria)? We get upset about our Berlin dealers – and do nothing. No storming of the Reichstag (you just shouldn’t be as stupid as the Americans and film yourself doing it), not even on the half-orphaned Ministry of Health. The German does not love the insurrection. But who would blame us for that right now? You can see the situation we have put ourselves in with the change of government. The ancien régime no longer feels responsible, and the newcomers are still on their journey of self-discovery.
You have to be happy that Angela Merkel will obviously continue to see herself as a reserve for intervention in the future. You don’t need such a large staff to write the memoir. But for the emergency, which from their point of view will probably already occur when Merz becomes CDU chairman. Although then Merkel’s pension is also secure. Merz is now even putting Blüm in the shade.
Then the traffic light amateurs feel better
The amateurs at the traffic lights probably also felt better if they knew that they could ask Mutti’s advice in an emergency. Merkel can then continue to take over the unpleasant phone calls with Putin and Lukashenko. (The gentlemen are sure to be amused that the Chancellor has to leave after 16 years.) You can be a little more generous than expected when it comes to retirement equipment.
Unlike Schröder, Merkel is finally getting no appanage from Moscow. Speaking of which, did you see the fireworks that Putin used to celebrate the completion of Nord Stream 2? No problem, if not: The debris of the satellite that he had shot down for this purpose will orbit the earth for years and will remind us again and again as shooting stars that “booster” is a term used in rocket technology. Well, Putin’s golden shot also created a bit of space junk. But removing it is a wonderful task for our new space command, which neither wants nor can shoot down satellites. But it could now also prove in space that, at least when it comes to waste separation, no one can outdo us.
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