Colombia gives reasons every day to be declared the kingdom of the world upside down. There are too many, exaggerated, and football, more was missing!, because it makes its contribution generously so that this land becomes a world power of absurdity.
Unión Magdalena already lost the category, it was relegated to B again, but They can still qualify for the semi-final home runs and be champion of the League.
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The return of Unión to B after its controversial promotion
Unión returns to B, from which it emerged with the unusual match against Llaneros, in which the defenders stood still and Magdalena came back in the 96th and 98th minutes and won 1-2. And nothing happened.
What happened with Llaneros and Unión Magdalena is not suspicious… It is a SHAME, it is the CORRUPTION of our country in sports and those players must be punished, hopefully by banning them from Colombian soccer and the teams eliminated from the national championship. @Dimayor act now… pic.twitter.com/tVWcsoSVGg
— Juanito Rueda 📷🇨🇴 (@juanfotosadn) December 5, 2021
(Also: This is how the League goes: Tolima and Nacional have already qualified, standings)
Seriously, we are “crazy, daddy, crazy.” Read it as a rapper with a very Bogota accent, very urban, very popular, very sharp and very sung, made it viral on TikTok: “Relocos, papi, relocos.” Two teams with the same owner define a place to enter the semifinals of B on the last date, and in the last play of the game, the one who is losing turns the score around with a rude penalty that obviously ended in a goal, so that it could happen. one of the two. They think we are very stupid…
The world upside down: it seems like an anecdote that Wílmar Roldán, the most important referee in Colombia, with kilometers ahead of the others, started the match between Junior and Once Caldas… and there was no ball! An oversight that cannot happen to Roldán, one of the best judges in America. It seems like another joke, but it wasn’t either.
Colombia is Locombia, and in soccer, even more so. He played for the National Team and the fault of missing the penalty against Ecuador was not the one who kicked it wrong, because it was supposedly the one who did not shoot it. Go see.
But there is more: in this upside down country with its upside down football, it turns out that the one who should be Colombia’s ‘scorer’, its most lethal attacker, well, he is said to be a megacrac because he defends, because he avoids the rival’s goals and does not does what it has to do. Oh…?!
We are nowhere near repeating that of the best footballer without the ball. This upside-down world spins on itself and never straightens itself out.
“Relocos, papi, relocos”, with the geniuses of overanalysis, intellectuals and professors of the game, who squeeze the facts and twist them to explain why the praised playmaker, the obvious highlight of the team, supposedly turned out to be the baddest because he did not frame.
(In other news: Is Junior in crisis? This was the controversial face to face between two colleagues; video)
Furthermore, they go around and around to ensure that the marker is bad because you don’t believe it, in long expositions in which they explain why boiling water softens the potato, but hardens the egg…
In this upside-down world, the good scorer is the one who doesn’t score goals, the great point guard is the one who scores and the worst scorer is the one who doesn’t create goals.
In short: Colombian soccer is a world power of absurdity. Here, “losing is winning” and “not meeting a goal in itself is meeting a goal.” As Condorito would say: “I demand an explanation!”
The world upside down. We’re crazy, daddy, crazy…
Meluk tells him…
Gabriel Meluk
Sports Editor
@MelukLeCuenta
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