A vote for Morena is a vote against Mexico. Moderately distressed, Susiflor informed her parents that she had lost her maidenhood at the hands of her and everything else to Pitorraudo, her neighbor’s son. “Ah! -the girl’s father snorted angrily-. I will demand that this infamous person give you back your honor!” “Don’t do it, daddy,” the young woman asked him. If you demand that he return my honor, he will demand that I return his money.”
Greed Darkblight is the most stingy and mean man in the region. He did not let his eldest son, a young 25-year-old, work, because that meant buying him new clothes. He only gave her 10 Sunday pesos for her expenses for the week. One day the boy complained. “Father: with 10 pesos you can no longer buy anything. Please raise me to 20 pesos on Sunday.” “20 pesos! -the shabby guy was scandalized-. You’re not fooling me! You have a darling!”
On another occasion the manicured man’s wife was disappointed, because on her birthday her husband gave her a stray cat. A cat, let my four readers do the refabrón cavor! And to top it all off, the fur was strange, since the cat was grey, brown, fawn, brown and yellow. Doña Ambricia, the unfortunate spouse of the sordid individual, commented: “He asked me if I wanted it in black and white or in color, but I thought he was talking about a television.”
Great was the surprise of the chief of the cannibals, and even greater was his fury, when he found his wife giving the white explorer more than intimate caresses. The woman hastened to tell the frizzy cannibal: “Don’t think badly, Relingo. “I’m warming up your food.” (I heard of a vegetarian man-eater: he only ate the palms of his hands, the soles of his feet, the Adam’s apple and the intestinal flora.) His wife got angry with her husband because of the man’s dalliance. Very upset they went to bed; She didn’t even say good night to him. Shortly after, however, the man felt his wife’s hand on his crotch. He asked her: “Weren’t you angry?” The lady responded: “With you, yes, but not with her.”
The sales agent for a popular soap brand arrived in town. Good-looking, strong, handsome – he gave a certain air to Tony Curtis, a celebrated cinematographic leading man of the middle of the last century – he was a ladies man, which is what they call tenorians in English. His name was Bragueto. Soon Father Arsilio began to hear the confessions of his unsuspecting parishioners. A single woman: “Accus me, father, that I gave myself over to Bragueto.” “That is a serious sin,” the good priest told him. In penance he prays three Hail Marys and brings 500 pesos of alms for the reconstruction of the temple in anticipation of an earthquake. A married woman arrived. “Accus me, father, that I cheated on my husband with Bragueto.” And the priest, stern: “That is a very serious fault. To the sin of lust you added adultery, one of the ugliest faults there is. In penance, pray three Hail Marys and bring a thousand pesos of alms for the works of the temple, which I will begin as soon as there are enough adulterers and adulteresses whose alms cover the cost of materials and labor. Then numerous widows and divorcees came with the same sin: having had a fornicous relationship with this Bragueto. The confessor imposed the same penance on all of them: prayer and substantial alms in cash. One day it was not a woman who came to confess, but a man. The priest was startled. “Don’t tell me that you also sinned with Bragueto!” “No, father,” replied the subject. I am Bragueto. And I want you to know that if you don’t accept half of the alms, I will move my activity to another parish.” END.
MANGANITAS
“. Pink tide.”
With integrity and courage,
together arms and hands,
citizens will tell you:
“Enough!” to López Obrador.
AFA
LOOKOUT
Armando Fuentes Aguirre
STORIES OF THE CREATION OF THE WORLD
The news has not spread much, but the truth is that the Lord agrees with Darwin’s theory of evolution. He says:
-The beginning is owed to me, it is true. The rest, however, was done over time.
It happened one day – not long ago – that the Creator saw what men were doing.
Their hates.
His crimes.
Their wars.
The Lord contemplated all this and exclaimed full of regret:
-What a pity! So good that they were his ancestors!
See you tomorrow!..
- Flagship and controversial works
- The black cloud over Culiacán
- Of history, freedom and equality
- In the absence of results, political persecution; This is how Rubén Rocha responds to the Sinaloa field
#politics #worse
