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I must apologize for the use of a swear word in the headline of these lines. The truth is that I can’t find another that accurately expresses the idea that I will tell you. On the other hand, it is a word that protects the personal dignity of the person affected, beyond the shower of stones that their actions and/or words may cause them to receive.
An asshole isn’t exactly a fool. A. A fool according to the RAE is a very foolish and incapable person. And lastly, a disabled person. It is not the case. He’s not an idiot. He is not a fool or weak or lacking in reason. He’s not an idiot either. An idiot is a person excluded from political responsibilities. In Athens, those who lacked rights to participate in politics. Obviously this is not the case of the person who holds the High Judiciary of the Presidency of the Generalitat Valenciana either.
Who would soon think of assuming the position of President of the Generalitat, destroying the Emergency Unit and, furthermore, boasting about it in a territory that is shaken periodically by the misfortune of cold rain and danas, every year?
A gili or gilí is someone who behaves like a fool without being one. A stupid smart guy. Although recurrence or repetition could force us to review this last statement. The reference to the virile organ, in a sexist society, is equivalent to the use of the superlative or comparative of excellence. An asshole is not an ordinary asshole. He is a strikingly prominent, relevant, notable, notorious asshole… It is what our remembered Forges would call a “sotontoelculo” of a lifetime. Only this, unlike the asshole, manifests itself especially in ordinary, everyday activities.
After my first installment dedicated to Mr. Lambán for some unfortunate statements he made at the time, I thought I should close the series. I doubted how what would be received would be nothing more than a denunciation and putting in his place of someone who, believing himself to be very clever, unjustly and unnecessarily offends others. Who takes the rest of us for fools, being the case that the fool concentrates on her own performance. And so for many months I have buried the Gallery. But today I can’t take it anymore. If I don’t write, I burst. And I wouldn’t want to do it, but they provoke me and of course, in my innocence, I break away. It’s not that I look for topics to write, it’s that they overwhelm me. They ask me for war. And that is my weakness.
Today I dedicate the Gallery to Don Carlos Mazón Guixot, President of the Generalitat Valenciana thanks to his countless merits as a singer of popular festivals and candidate for Eurovision. Forget about the merit of being a lawyer being evaluable. In Madrid alone there are more lawyers than in all of France…And in Spain, more than in all of Schengen Europe. And if we talk about Law Graduates, I won’t even tell you. His other merits, his early affiliation to the New Generations and his friendship with Teodoro García Egea, which placed him at the door of the appointment. And that’s as far as we go.
It is not the purpose of these lines to deal with his political responsibilities for his actions during the past Dana. Enough has already been written. And they promise us that it will be recovered and completed when the damage suffered by the Valencians is minimally repaired. When the emergencies are resolved. Nor is the object criminal responsibilities. For me very clear for more than 220 reckless homicidesif it were not for the fact that our laws contemplate that the deduction of such responsibility from qualified politicians corresponds to Courts basically designated by themselves such as the Civil and Criminal Chamber of the Superior Courts of Justice and the Second Criminal Chamber of the Supreme Court . But even so, I don’t think anyone is going to risk their own image of required neutrality in defense of a man who already smells like a political corpse. It can even be an excuse to wash away bad images caused by historical decisions. Something like “I’m not the one you imagine…”
How far are you willing to go with your excuses, apologies, false accusations, and lies to save your ass? Who does he take us for?
I will not speak, therefore, of the facts that make him an alleged criminal or a no less alleged former politician. Time will take justice. I will limit myself, therefore, to the circumstances that make him worthy of this Ondas Award for stupidity (a word that derives from stupor), which is this Gallery of Pluscuamperfect Assholes.
The first, who would soon think of assuming the position of President of the Generalitat, destroying the Emergency Unit and, furthermore, boasting about it in a territory that is periodically shaken by the misfortune of cold drops and danas, every year? What did you think? That the Emergency Unit had been created just because? That by making the Unit disappear, the accidents were going to disappear? Didn’t he think that the first damage that occurred was going to take him down? Unfortunately, it also took the lives of more than 220 Valencians and the homes and property of thousands of them.
The second, and without denying that it is legal for you to attempt your impossible rescue, how far are you willing to go with your excuses, apologies, false accusations and lies to save your ass? Who does he take us for? Because if he is finally saved or they save him, we will have to continue watching him and that will be an irrefutable sign that the true pluperfect assholes will be the victims of the dana, the citizens of Valencia and those of the rest of the country.
So, for now, to resign, to return to the town festivals and sing that “El chucuchú del tren”…
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