Ubisoft published a happy 2024 video for its players, within which a sort of poetry based on its products. Here it is, in translation.
You have climbed the highest towers,
and, well, you even fell off some.
You cried when you pet the killer's cat.
You ran for the finish line,
by car, by bicycle, on skis, on skateboards and in wingsuits.
And there have been times when
You didn't even suck!
Good job! You couldn't take your eyes off
from that scene.
(But please, no more fan art…)
You have decimated your enemies
with a resolution of 4k and 120 fps.
Oh no… not that.
We meant One.
Now available on PS5
and Xbox Series X/S.
You didn't hold back…
a single drop of sweat.
One…
Let's go!
Now we can't wait to use our new temporal powers,
to respond courageously to the call
and to set sail again with old friends to new places.
Happy New Year and happy gaming everyone!
That Rayman scene
In the poem, Ubisoft also makes a joke about a scene that went viral Captain Laserhawk to Blood Dragon Remix in which we see Rayman eating sushi from the naked body of a woman-bovine hybrid. Considering that Rayman is also drugged and drunk and uses terms that are not suitable for a young audience, it is clear that the character has amazed.
This scene has also become a source of lots of NSFW fan art and Ubisoft knows this well, as it good-naturedly claims to stop creating them.
Among the upcoming games, Ubisoft shows Skull and Bones and Prince of Persia The Lost Crown. What do you expect from the French company in 2024?
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