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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It’s a cat that puts a lot of stock in your human rules.
You don’t have to be a cat person to find their cheeky nature somehow admirable. Imagine sitting down at your boss’s keyboard BECAUSE YOU CAN. What should he do about it? Chase you away? HA.
Cats clearly ate anarchy for breakfast and their very own ideas about the law. So watch helplessly and learn.
1. A cat is a bird when it says that!
2. Do you really want to explain to this cat that it’s supposedly not a liquid?
3. She owns the big bed, deal with it, my boy.
4. And yes, a bowl is a bed if that’s what she wants!
5. Your pants too. Learn to live with it.
6. Which toilet paper? All I see here is an enemy that needed to be destroyed.
7. Your charging cable. Your charging cable. It’s irrelevant, isn’t it? NO, it’s hers.
8. Don’t buy cat toys if you don’t want your cat to play with them.
9. The scratching post does not have to tell the cat how to use it!
10. If your cat says it’s dinner time, then it’s dinner time NOW.
11. No matter what there is to eat.
12. Your cat always has starting number 1.
13. If he wants to be bread, let him be bread.
14. Or a human.
15. Or just a drama queen.
16. Your cat has officially claimed the washing machine. You still have the laundromat.
17. You can drink from the toilet.
18. Or do you have something to object to?
I thought so. Cats can continue to ruin your day. And you let them oblige.
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