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Leiderdorp still talks about it. Last Sunday Emma (27) walked on the sidewalk at Kastanjelaan. Henk saw her getting ready to cross at the zebra crossing, and slowed down quietly. Hoping for a small shot of dopamine, Henk looked expectantly at the pedestrian, but without glancing at his Astra, Emma crossed the road. ‘Of course she had priority,’ Henk tells TopGear, ‘but raising a hand costs nothing. You weren’t raised by barbarians, were you?’
“In general, they think we’re very strict here,” says Simon P. [volledige naam bekend bij de redactie]† Simon works as a gatekeeper to heaven. “The truth is, you get away with quite a lot. Picking up a piece of candy at the Trekpleister is quite possible once in a while, but we also have our limits here. For example, people who use the speakerphone in public, people who stop at the top of escalators, or people who don’t raise their hands to say thank you for priority. I’ll send it away right away.’
They don’t want to say much about what happens next. “I can only tell you that we have reserved a special place for such people. It’s quite nice here with all the sinners, these people generally like to party – we like to keep it that way. So people who politely raise their hands to say thank you, we don’t need them here’, says an anonymous employee while fiddling restlessly with his trident.
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