“Pleasure is fleeting, like intercourse” Tecitoy Mecitas is an intellectual on the payroll, a professional poet and in charge of a literary workshop. (In Mexico there are more literary workshops than Oxxos. It is a shame that for every 100 writers there is only one reader). That hendecasyllable verse would be the first of a sonnet that Tecitoy intended to write, and that he would hide from his wife, since the lady does not like “sycaptic allusions” -these are her words- and tears up as many of her husband’s poems as they seem suspicious to her. She once broke one for her because she said: “The majesty of the bird in the height.”, And the lady thought that contained an erotic suggestion.
Mecitas’s idea regarding the short duration of carnal delight strangely coincides with the sentence in which Lord Chesterfield expressed his opinion about the sexual act. He said: “The effort is a lot, the momentary pleasure and the ridiculous position.” Certainly there are numerous cases in which the man is unable to contain his ardor and lasts less in carnal union than a crazy priest takes to make the sign of the cross. There is an oriental language, a certain wise friend informs me, in which the statement “premature ejaculation” is expressed with a single word: “komokeyá”. One individual went to a sex therapist’s office and told him that he was ending the relationship too quickly. He asked the specialist: “When do you finish?” The subject answered: “Enter ‘What’s your name?’ and ‘What sign are you?’
Other times, however, the coition takes time to end. One night the conjugal union of a certain gentleman and his wife lasted too long. The husband asked his wife, “What’s wrong with you? Can’t you think you’re with someone else either?” Irving Wallace, an American writer who was very fashionable in the last decades of the last century, is the author of a book whose title is “The Seven Minutes”, published in 1969 -mere coincidence-, in which the author affirms that after doing investigations in numerous countries concluded that the average duration of the sexual act is that: 7 minutes, more than double a round of boxing.
The partner of another friend of mine asked him not to finish so soon. In order to delay the completion of the act as much as possible, he began to mentally recite the multiplication tables. There was an occasion when it reached the 44. A third friend, who sometimes finished the navigation when she still did not approach the dock, asked his companion to sing religious hymns to take his mind off the act and thus not finish it so soon . She intoned with a good voice “You will reign”, “Come, sinners” and “Most High Lord”. That helped him a lot, but it distracted her a lot. I say that everyone has their own rhythm of it. Happy couple who manages to match their feelings. Finishing both at the same time is one of the greatest ecstasies that can be experienced. If the gods know a better one they kept it for themselves.
However, more than sexual techniques and skills, what counts in bed is love made tenderness and understanding. Honest dialogue will help the couple in this field, as well as in all of the relationship. I am not a professional on the subject: I speak about it with the audacity that ignorance gives. But I know something about love, and I think that knowledge surpasses them all. “Love and do what you want”, postulated Augustine of Hippo, a great saint because before he was a great sinner. If there is no love, we will be like that couple in the story. At the end of the erotic trance at the Kamawa Motel she told him: “I’m not going to be with you again. You’re a lousy lover.” She protested him angrily, “How can you say that after only 10 seconds?” FINISH.
LOOKOUT.
By Armando SOURCES AGUIRRE.
STORIES OF THE CREATION OF THE WORLD
God is good.
He could have made the horsemen of the Apocalypse number a thousand, and instead made them only four. We should be thankful for his infinite mercy.
The crab appeared before the Lord and complained in a pained voice:
-Why do all creatures walk forward, and only I walk backwards?
In order to comfort the crab, the good Lord said:
They are the ones who are wrong. Only you walk in the right direction.
Since then the crab walks backwards very proud, and looks with disdain at those who walk wrongly.
See you tomorrow!…
MANGANITES
By AFA.
“. They call Alito a traitor for his support of Morena.”.
that rating
I find it very severe
Well, if Alito was a traitor
I would betray betrayal.
#politics #worse