The lady of the house was ardent and liberal in conduct.
The plumber who was fixing the kitchen faucet was young, handsome, and muscular. Her husband was absent from the conjugal home.
It is easy to deduce, then, what happened. Very soon the inciting lady and the burly plumber merged into a close embrace and began to exchange ardent kisses that would have led to actions of greater substance – “Hugs, kisses and no more, you will never see that” – if it were not for that. she heard her husband enter.
Quickly, the woman said in a low voice to the boy: “I’ll wait for you here at 10 pm. My husband goes out to play poker with his friends.” “The lady will forgive me,” the plumber apologized.
I don’t usually do this in my spare time.” “Tell me about yourself, Febronio,” the pretty girl asked the handsome young marriageable man. I would like to know what your illusions are, what your dreams are, what your ideals are, what your income is.” In the Ahúnda Bar, three friends had an interesting conversation about a topic of great importance: when does man’s life begin.
One opined: “Man’s life begins from the very moment of conception.” He judged another: “Man’s life begins from his birth.” He stated the third: “A man’s life begins the day his wife goes on vacation with the children.”
López Obrador has handed over the country to armed men.
On the one hand to the Army; on the other to crime. He has filled the military with functions completely removed from their original mission, and with this he has sown seeds that may eventually germinate into corruption.
Our country is ceasing to be civilian to return to times – long past times – of militarism, when the generals had control inside and outside the barracks.
It will be difficult for a future president to take from the armed institute everything that the current president gave him. For its part, organized crime has not only received tolerance from the 4T, but also encouragement, so that in many regions of the country it already practically exercises authority.
I am surprised that among the bottle caps that AMLO has uncovered with his possible successors there is not a general, so great has been the interference that the Tabasco has given to the militia in public affairs.
And it is better here to suspend the comment: I do not want to give bad ideas to the military or to the greatest patron they have had since the Revolution got off the horse. Nonito, it must be said, he had no love experience. Libérula, on the other hand, had an abundance of knowledge in that field of life.
They got married and went on their honeymoon. On the wedding night the actions began. Nonito, full of anxiety, asked his bride: “Tell me how I’m doing, Libe.”
“I don’t want to hurt your feelings, Noni,” she replied, “but if this were a TV show I would have changed the channel by now.” The factory foreman told the new worker: “With this hand you will move this lever. With this other hand you will turn this crank.
With this foot you will actuate this pedal. With this other one you will push this plunger. And with your forehead you will press this button every 10 seconds.” The worker suggested: “Why don’t you stick a broomstick in my butt? So I can take the opportunity to sweep the space that corresponds to me at the same time”.
That marriage had three daughters: María de la Paz, Rosa de la Paz and Reina de la Paz. Someone asked the girls’ father why they had those names. He explained the man: “It is that my wife and I had several days without speaking to each other, and that night we made peace.” FINISH.
LOOKOUT
By Armando SOURCES AGUIRRE.
She and she secretly love each other.
When no one is looking, they hold hands and give each other a quick kiss.
Sometimes, just sometimes, they can join their bodies in the embrace of love.
She and she love each other, but they must love each other secretly.
Secretly they love each other he and he.
When no one is looking they take each other by the hand and kiss, hurriedly.
Sometimes, just sometimes, they can join their bodies in the embrace of love.
He and he love each other, but they must love each other secretly.
I understand her and her, and I understand him and him.
I think they should be able to love each other in the light of day, just as my wife and I love each other. He and he and she and she are just like us. Why should they hide and we shouldn’t?
The world will be better when he and he and she and she have the same rights that my wife and I have.
See you tomorrow!….
MANGANITES
By AFA.
“. The prices of the articles of the basic basket rise.”.
I will give my honest opinion.
Salary is no longer enough.
to reach the basket
a ladder is required.
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