That man had two wives, one in one town and one in a neighboring town. They asked him, “How can you do that?” He replied: “I have a bicycle.”
Those who knew of his situation bitterly disapproved. And the guy was offended. He reasoned: “When I made a woman happy, everyone praised me. Now that I make two people happy, everyone criticizes me. Who understands them?
Those were the past days of the PRI, still so present. A certain governor went to the President of the Republic to give him the news that the governors, those viceroys of the First President of the Nation, had to render to their king and lord.
He told him: “With the very good news, Mr. President, that in the elections held yesterday in my state our party won a full car: all of them.” “And tell me, Mr. Governor -asked the monarch-: were the elections legal?” After a meditative pause, the visitor replied: “Legalonas, Mr. President. Legalonas”.
It happens that at that time the electoral processes were organized, carried out, supervised and qualified by the governments of the states or by the federal government. Those who held power, all belonging to the PRI, did and undid with the elections, as happened with the sadly famous fall of the system at the time of the also sadly famous Manuel Bartlett, who through one of those shady accommodations that are seen in politicking passed from managing the darkness to managing the light company.
Many jobs, many sacrifices, and even bloodshed were needed in order to take the organization of the electoral processes away from the State and put it in the hands of the citizens. For López Obrador, as for any autocrat, the State is more important than the citizens. That is why he besieges the National Electoral Institute; That is why he maintains a permanent campaign to discredit the organization and the councilors who are not docile to his mandates.
Most of the dictators have come to power through the path of democracy, and then have annulled it. To mention Mussolini and Hitler here is to incur the obvious. We must defend the INE so that the democratic exercise continues to prevail in our country.
Any act against the INE will be an act against democracy, and therefore an act against Mexico. It is now necessary to dissipate the concern that this speech has caused in the spirit of the Republic. To fulfill such a commendable purpose, I will contribute some humorous tales lene…
The teenage kitten arrived home in the wee hours of the morning. The mother cat rebuked him harshly. The pussycat protested: “Wow! That I can’t live even one of my nine lives?”…
The old lady proposed to the old man: “Let’s walk to the corner.” Arm in arm they began to walk. On the way, the old lady told the old man: “Since we are going to the corner we can buy your medicine at the pharmacy.” She grievously objected to the old man: “Should we do it all on the same day?”…
That man had a parrot. The parrot was always sad, and he refused to speak. A veterinarian examined him and ruled: “The parrot needs a companion. If you get him a partner, his illness will immediately disappear.” Ipso facto the owner of the parrot went to a pet store, he bought a parrot for 5 thousand pesos and put it in the parrot’s cage.
In a little while he heard a great racket and anguished cries. She came running and saw to her astonishment that the femme parrot was plucking the poor parrot. He asked her, indignantly: “What are you doing, you demon bird?” The salacious parakeet replied: “For 5 thousand pesos I want her naked”… FINISH.
LOOKOUT
By Armando SOURCES AGUIRRE
As is well known, the whole is greater than any of its parts.
In a certain part of the world, however, there is a part that is much larger than the whole to which it belongs. The whole is very sorry, of course. He feels insignificant next to that part greater than himself. He has tried to reduce it, but the part refuses to be less. “The whole – he argues – we all form. I don’t have to be less than you”.
Mathematicians are very worried. It happens that the other parts knew the rebelliousness of their partner, and all now want to be greater than their respective whole, or at least equal. If the axiom that the whole is greater than any of its parts fails, the foundations of the tradition will be undermined.
The parties say that this is not a question of traditions, but of fairness and justice. And justice and equity, they argue, are not a matter of tradition.
See you tomorrow!…
MANGANITES
by AFA
“. Petrified bones found in stream.”.
those neolithic bones
-great rare find-
can only be saved
if the politicians don’t see them.
#Politics #worse