“I finally knew what sex is!” That exclamation came from the lips of the exhausted and happy groom when he fell back on the bed after concluding the first love trance on their wedding night. His bride, surprised by him, asked him: “Do you mean that you had never done this?” “Never,” replied the newlywed.
From a very young age I promised myself that before indulging in carnal love I would wait to meet the ideal woman¸ one who was beautiful, intelligent, nice, educated and, above all, good”. She said, flattered: “And I was that woman ?” “No,” he replied. What happens is that I got tired of waiting”. The age of people is a matter that only concerns them, and it is a great indiscretion to go around finding out about that subject. To the teacher Mariquita, a primary education teacher, already mature and single, They asked her: “How old are you, Mariquita?”
With another question she answered: “If I tell you, will I get you out of trouble?” “No” -the questioner, or questioner, was baffled. “Then I’m not telling you,” Mariquita stressed. The same question was asked of Mr. Artemio de Valle Arizpe, an illustrious man from Saltillo: “How old are you, Mr. Artemio?” “You’ll forgive me for not telling you,” he apologized. “I don’t like to talk about my enemies.” It ever happened to me to attend the funeral of a man with quite a few calendars married to a younger woman.
Before the grave, a compadre of the deceased made use of the floor in order to make his funeral eulogy for the disappeared person, and in the course of his heartfelt address he said with a mournful accent: “And here is my comadre, widow at 40 years old!” . He raised the despondent forehead of the tearful widow and clarified: “39.” She shouldn’t miss that: Saint Teresa of Jesus, with everything and being a saint, and of Jesus, she took years off. I don’t know why I would do it: I’m not ashamed to say that I’m 64. What I’m going to do is remember the time when a great-niece of Miss Himenia asked her the fatal question: “How old are you, aunt?” .
She tried to dodge the question. She replied, “I’m around 30.” She did not give up the girl. She asked again: “And how many laps have you given them?” Dulcilí, a girl without knowledge of life, informed her parents that she was in a state of good hope, that is, pregnant, pregnant. The gentleman limited himself to a frown and something else. The mother, on the other hand, uttered a dismayed ejaculation now in disuse: “Powerful Hand!”, and asked: “Who is the father?” “How would I know?” Dulcilí whined. “You have never let me have a formal boyfriend!” The frizzy husband found out that his wife had bickering with a certain subject. He sent her a written message: “I have found out that you have relations with my wife. I will make an appointment for you tomorrow at 9 o’clock at the Hotel Ucho.”
The same day he received the reply: “My dear sir. I received your attentive circular. I will gladly attend the convention.” They got married and agreed on everything except the number of children they would have. He only wanted two; she, on the other hand, who came from a large family, wanted to have six. “I tell you, two” -he insisted. “Six” -she insisted. She declared her young husband emphatically: “We will have two, because I said so, period.” “Okay,” she conceded, “we’ll have two. But hopefully you’ll love the other four as your own.” FINISH.
LOOKOUT
By Armando FUENTES AGUIRRE
STORIES OF THE CREATION OF THE WORLD
Adam asked the Lord:
-Why did you make me?
He replied:
-To not be alone.
-And why did you make the woman?
-So you’re not alone.
-Why did you make the mountains?
-To get you closer to me.
Why did you give me children?
-So that you look like me.
Finally, Adam asked him:
-Sir: and why did you become?
See you tomorrow!…
MANGANITAS
by AFA
“. The march to the Zócalo.”.
AMLO, without any shame,
and without seeing that the country stains,
ordered to do that march
for Lopez Obrador.
#Politics #worse