Juanma Rodríguez: Yamal, call Puyol

The fault is not yours. They have repeated Lamine so many times that Axl Rose is that in the end it seems inevitable that the kid creates it and goes there singing November Rain, “I only try to kill the pain, ooh yes.” Madonna, by … Example, he demanded that the flowers of his dressing room measure exactly 15,24 centimeters while Lady Gaga came to commission the designer Ken Borochov to manufacture a 24 carat gold wheelchair while remained convalescent by a hip operation. Julio César had enough more worshipers than Yamal around him and, that’s why he always took a slave whose only mission in life was to warn him that he was human, “Memento Mori”, recalls that you are mortal.

Slaves not because Trem was abolished in Spain back in 1820, but someone from Barça should remind Lamine that he is just a football player, nothing more than that. And it’s not a matter of colors, huh? The other day I heard Cubarsí, 18 years contemplate him. There were those who, from the pure ignorance, compared neither more nor less than with the Kaiser Beckenbauer, but I have for me that this boy does not believe the siren songs while, between them, Yamal are pushing the precipice of thinking that it is the new Messi, another Maradona.

I wonder what would be said about Vinicius if you get more than a turkey at Christmas for being replaced in the 96 minute of a match. What would be said of Vini if ​​he stirred before a question of the As or the brand or said that he is to score goals in the important matches. What would be said about vinicius junior if you claim that the number one candidate to win the Champions League is Real Madrid? The other day I read something very ingenious about Mbappé: “He doesn’t need a dentist, he needs a captain.” Today the kids grow with invisible brackets and not as in my time, all with crooked teeth, so, and following that thread, it could be said that Lamine does not need an orthodontist but three or four Puyles and kilo and a half of Iniestas. If the flatterers do not twist, if the balls do not win the battle, I am convinced that Yamal will stop crack. But this kid needs how to eat someone sensible around them, someone who reminds him that he has not invented penicillin. Few know that thanks to Fleming we heal infections that were mortal until the middle of the last century and too many recite as our father the number of assists and goals of minors. That gives for another article, right?

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