“I have sport as long as she only competes against myself.” I am the only human being whom I am able to win. I mean that I do sports, but not competition: I train in the gym, I … He likes to swim, ride a bicycle … I need to stay fit to endure on stage.
“And I think you just train your voice, tricks and interpretation.”
“The theatrical shows I do are very demanding and I can’t afford to lose my breath in the middle of the show.” They are shows of almost two hours without stopping to speak in which the public does not stop laughing. It is exhausting. For me and for them. Now that I think about it, they should also go to the gym before coming to the show.
“I was at some point interested in boxing.” Where was that?
“I don’t like to get into trouble.” I just put my boxing gloves to peel prawns or shave my eyebrows. This image emerged in a photo shoot for the poster of a theater show. In the current show I can see the war on a pony. Come on, I have changed boxing for riding. Check out a look: it is beautiful and terrible at the same time, it is apocalyptically correct.
“Is any competition when she leaves that apocalyptic trance?”
“I’m not a forof of any specific team.” I always encourage the one who loses that whose victory is news. If the Deportivo de la Coruña plays against Real Madrid, I encourage Deportivo, but if Deportivo plays against the achievement and the achievement is winning seven to zero, I also encourage sports.
“I anticipate that you are likely from sports and don’t know.” By the way, are you needing more sense of humor in this football?
“I don’t think they need a sense of humor in the field.” I think they fix them very well without him. It would be as if the humorists are demanded by the skill of finishing off a piece of leather to ninety kilometers per hour. I tried to finish off once and it still hurts. I don’t know how they do it.
“They could ask them … Are they athletes to your shows?”
—Yes, in addition to very different sports athletes, from Miguel Indurain to Sergio Ramos.
“Do you think that football and everything negative that, sometimes, surrounds it like homophobia, racism, machismo or violence defines us as a society?
– Sport is something cultural and tremendously linked to our society. Somehow it is a reflection of what there is. If in football there are manifestations of homophobia, violence, machismo and racism it is because our society, unfortunately, is a little homophobic, violent, racist and macho. The fault is not of the sport. Much less of football. The fault is usually of an educational, emotional, emotional lack or the three together. There are also manifestations of effort, overcoming and solidarity.
—To players have psychologists, nutritionists and advisors of all kinds with their side. Would it be advisable to incorporate a comedian into their entourage?
“It is all better with a sense of humor.” It works like this. The sense of humor is like the damping system of a car. If you don’t have it, all the stones of the road will hurt. The sense of humor does not solve a penalty against, nor a goal in its own goal, but what does humor is that all that is bearable. Humor serves little more. I think one of the main missions of humor is to make life bearable. I think having a sense of humor is always better than not having it. It doesn’t matter if you are a footballer or property registrar.
“Does a formed idea of who can win the League?”
-No. But hopefully it falls very distributed and touches those who need it the most.
—In the quality of the magician, what player do you say that he has had/has more magic with a ball on his feet. Messi, Maradona, Mbappe, Lamine Yamal …
“Maradona and Messi I have seen them do things with the feet that I would not be able to do with my hands.” In the case of Maradona, I have also seen him do things with his hands.
“Do you have any memory, associated with sport, to make you happy?”
“I remember the year Sports won the League.” I am from Coruña and the city was very happy. I am not a great football follower, but I am very fan of the things that make my friends already happy.
—In his monologues he addresses issues such as freedom or destiny, no football. With what it sells that, I am surprised that I do not spend more time to the subject.
“Everyone knows more than me on that subject.”
“Once they asked him what part of the profession she likes most and you replied that the response to the interviews because everything she says is invented.” Have you invented a lot in this or can we publish it?
“Everything I said is a lie, especially this phrase.”
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