Maybe to understand what happened last night The revolt You have to have a prodigious memory for supposedly useless details. I’ll try to explain myself. When Belén Esteban told David Broncano, a few seconds after finishing the program, that what sustains both her and him is the public’s affection, she was remembering herself, when she told Aramís Fuster in save meafter Fuster criticized his lack of academic training, that his resume is “the affection of all these people.”
When he whispered in his partner María Patiño’s ear: “Look, there’s Lomana,” many of us remembered the comings and goings of Carmen Lomana in her relationship with the late Telecinco program. Or perhaps he is not dead, but more alive than ever. When we saw Lomana, sitting in the audience next to Patricia Donoso, many of us remembered that Donoso is a lady who reconstructed her face practically live and who once said, while Jorge Javier Vázquez was holding back his laughter, that she had had a tarantran with Ortega Cano, but “without sepso.” He said it with a rear full of brand name bags. Why do you want books if you can show off your Birkins collection?
And now, let’s go to The revolt. First the information: 2,355,000 viewers on average and 17.7% share. Hovik Keuchkerian’s visit in The anthill It had 1,756,000 average audience viewers and 13.6% screen share. When they coincide, TVE reaches 18.6% share and Antena 3 reaches 12.4%.
Let’s explain what happened last night at Casa Broncano. The tears of laughter that served the writer to cushion her displeasure with Atleti. Let a kid named Carlos, a resident of the Madrid neighborhood of Ventas, come, dressed in a Rayo Vallecano shirt and with James’ number, because his only goal in life is to chase Ana Mena wherever she goes. Let him enter with seven other supposed acquaintances of his and ‘sneak’ into the program with the approval of the team and the complicity of the presenter. Once seated, Broncano announces that public television is here to fulfill dreams and the singer born in Estepona introduces herself. The same one that had been with Trancas y Barrancas the day before. Having a great time, he said. That he arrived with three hundred bags of candy, his suitcase, the changed AVE ticket, his personal assistant.
Previously, a boy sitting on a bidet, who is studying a Master’s Degree in Special Education, had sent a message in favor of the integration of people with dyslexia. The presenter of the program MorningsAdela González, had thrown him a cushion so that his buttocks would not suffer from the hardness of that seat. Previously, Grison was eating a dumpling and had gotten a piece of food caught in his mustache. Previously, Sergio Bezos said that a magician was among the audience. And everything was funny. Giddy humor stuff. As parents tell teenagers: you don’t need to drink to have a good time.
Ana Mena arrived, she triumphed, she sang a fragment of flavor to mesaid that he has between one and three million euros in his bank account and that in the month of September he has not had sexual relations because everything is not going to go well in his life. It went down well in all the houses in Spain that were watching it. And when it seemed like nothing else was going to happen, they arrived.
My mothers, my best friends. Bethlehem and Mary. La Esteban and La Patiño. With seven black coffees and a couple of energy drinks each in the body. How wonderful that you still have those rookie nerves when going out on stage. And show the traumas and wounds. “Belén, let me speak, I have never been on Spanish (television),” Patiño begged without any success. They were not satisfied with throwing them out onto the street, but with killing them alive, they said. Or something like that, while they served Broncano some beans with chorizo cooked by San Blas the day before. A dish that Lydia Lozano did not like and that the presenter did like. If Andrea ate the chicken, David ate the beans. And so on all the time.
The two made memes, they did a promo for their program It’s not like we were shhhthey ordered each other to shut up. Belén gave her blessing to Broncano’s girlfriend, actress Silvia Alonso, which endorses this couple for life. “You’re going to do well,” he said. They didn’t say anything and they said everything. They silenced the entire team, they made the audience at the Príncipe theater vibrate. They have to go back. And let nothing happen but them. Public television, doing the best public service: laughter.
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