No one should read the story that opens the curtain on this column today. It is not only psychotic: it is also sexist, brazen and unnatural, contrary to all the rules of decency and good manners. An individual passed in front of a pet store called “Los Tres Mascoteros” because it was owned by three brothers. In the window he saw a large green-black frog. He was struck by the price of batrachian, announced on a poster; it was outrageous. He went in and asked one of the brothers why the little animal cost so much. “It is a unique frog,” replied the questioned one.
It provides its owner with truly extraordinary sexual services with mouth, hands and buttocks. Whoever possesses it will enjoy pleasures that not even the sultans of the East knew, owners of the most lewd houris and the most lustful odalisques”. The visitor became interested in the frog upon hearing that. If I had been there I would have advised him not to buy it “Bestiality is an ugly sin. Coitus cum gross, was defined by the ancient confessors. Unfortunately, I was not in that store to give the client such a useful and necessary admonition. I think that the man, in addition to being libidinous, was sexually dissatisfied, So he bought the frog, and that same night he tried it in his room. The next morning his wife woke up in hers to the sound of dishes in the kitchen. She went there and was surprised to see her husband teaching the frog how to make orange juice, coffee, waffles, and bacon and eggs. Before the stunned woman could say a word, her husband told her, “She’s great in bed, not cold and indifferent like you. And if he learns to cook, you can start packing your bags.”
Armando Guadiana Tijerina, a senator from Coahuila, a candidate for Morena’s candidacy for the election of governor of that entity, denounced attacks against him orchestrated, he says, by Ricardo Mejía Berdeja, a federal government official, also a candidate for that position. He also asked President López Obrador that there be a level playing field in the contest to elect the Moreno candidate for the Coahuilense governorship. I fear that Guadiana’s demand will fall into a vacuum. Everything indicates that the little finger of the monarch of the 4T has already rested on Berdeja, which constitutes a crude imposition, since AMLO did not take into account the will of the Coahuila Morenistas.
Worse still, the fact that Guadiana has made his disagreement public in the Reforma newspaper and in other media outlets will surely irritate the President and diminish the senator’s chances of winning the nomination. Berdeja is virtually unknown in Coahuila, from where he has been absent for nearly 20 years. His political career has been in Guerrero. For this reason, and for other circumstances, he occupies one of the last places in the polls made to measure the popularity of the various candidates for the position of governor of the northern entity. Of course, AMLO will throw all the meat on the grill -there will be cash to spare- to impose his candidate in Coahuila, who has already started his campaign in flagrant violation of the electoral legislation of the State.
Senator Guadiana is right to present his complaint and his demand. For AMLO, however, there is no other reason than his own, even if it is unreasonable. I know that the morenistas of Coahuila greatly prefer Guadiana from Coahuila over Berdeja from Guerrero, but the all-embracing will of the Caudillo will also pass over them. We return again to the old centralism. All past time was the same. (But the present is worse). FINISH.
LOOKOUT
By Armando SOURCES AGUIRRE.
Andrés Vázquez Ruiz is from Yucatan. Or Coahuilteco. It is worth saying that he is both Yucatecan and Coahuilense. Born in Yucatan he came to Coahuila. From very modest urine, his talent and his effort made him what he is now: a great businessman and appreciated Saltillo.
He does not lose his roots, however, and frequently travels to Mérida, where he has a large -and industrious- family. A few days ago he invited me to accompany him, and together we went to the Thursday serenade in Santa Lucía, since we are both devotees of the Yucatecan trova.
For half a century I have been writing in that great newspaper that is El Diario de Yucatán. A kind master of ceremonies mentioned my name. The public gave me an applause that moved me.
In the end I spent almost an hour signing autographs. A certain gentleman told me something that I cannot stop transcribing here:
-Mr. Cato: God give you many more years of life, so that you continue writing with that light pen. and so heavy.
Thanks to Andrés, for his generous invitation. I hope to return very soon to Mérida, where people sing so well, where they eat so well.
See you tomorrow!…
MANGANITES
By AFA.
“. Divisions in the 4.”.
From Morena the Grand Vizier
He has never learned to add.
Its unique character
it just makes it split.
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